The Misadventures of Joel Carlos

I’ll start giving a fuck when the rest of humanity jumps on board.

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I had me some Indian food and picked up a prepaid gift card for tomorrow’s secret Santa.. I don’t know how I ended up with my least favorite coworker, but she’s actually getting something nice… Well I suppose anything is nice when compared to the shit covered twenty I planned on gifting her.

I had me some Indian food and picked up a prepaid gift card for tomorrow’s secret Santa.. I don’t know how I ended up with my least favorite coworker, but she’s actually getting something nice… Well I suppose anything is nice when compared to the shit covered twenty I planned on gifting her.

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“You’re a selfish old man, Uncle Isak. You’re utterly ruthless and never listen to anyone but yourself. But you hide it all behind your old-world manners and charm. Beneath your benevolent exterior, you’re as hard as nails.”

“You’re a selfish old man, Uncle Isak. You’re utterly ruthless and never listen to anyone but yourself. But you hide it all behind your old-world manners and charm. Beneath your benevolent exterior, you’re as hard as nails.”

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“Deception is so prevalent that those who speak the truth are usually branded as the greatest liars.”

“Deception is so prevalent that those who speak the truth are usually branded as the greatest liars.”

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“I’ve always longed for a knife, a blade to lay bare my entrails… Set my brain and heart free, free from my substance… And cut away my tongue and my manhood. A sharp blade… That would scrape out all uncleanliness. Then the so-called spirit would rise up from this meaningless carcass.”

“I’ve always longed for a knife, a blade to lay bare my entrails… Set my brain and heart free, free from my substance… And cut away my tongue and my manhood. A sharp blade… That would scrape out all uncleanliness. Then the so-called spirit would rise up from this meaningless carcass.”