December 2009
WatchMe playing with my new light bulb and posting the first view of my sound recordings, please enjoy this simple test.
NASA names the upcoming Shower the best of the... →
The last Chance of the year to see a meteor shower... →
The Ten Dumbest Green Gadgets →
lol "Calif has Chihuahua crisis" →
WOW this is cool! "New Russian missile failure... →
Climate Change Where do you Stand? →
I love looking at this type of art →
12/08/2009 Work Diary Part 1
While Priscilla was on her bathroom break the man playing Santa for tonight’s children Christmas party came in and sat in the lobby, when she back out a whispered to her, “Please pay no attention to the homeless man in the lobby.” She then stumbled around the teller line looking into the lobby then she turned back and said, “Where?” I then replied with, “Look over at Cindy’s desk.” She then gazed...
12/7/09 Work Diary Part 2
Today a coworker of mine came in with a busted lip and a few bruises on her face and one or two on her arm. She claims she fell at the club after passing out for a bit. Later on in the day the RGV hockey team runner, came with his deposit when I saw him coming I quickly put my arm around my bruised coworker and said, “Hey Brian! I think we’ve got a hockey player here!” then I rubbed her shoulder...
A Repressed Memory Involving My Prepubescent...
I was hanging out with my dear friends when I remembered a repressed memory from my childhood, flashback to the 90’s I’m standing naked in my tub in front of both my mother and aunt. I started to do what was a typical event of my boyhood, grabbing my penis and trying to stick back inside my body. My mother immediately grabbed my forearm and yelled, “No! Stop that!!” then my aunt touched her...
12/7/09 Work Diary Part 1
A coworker of mine came out of the copier room with her purse and her cell-phone in her hand she then said, “tch My pastor keeps sending my all these TEXTS! I get like six to ten of them a DAY!” She then went on with her infuriated rant and when she was done I said it a very sarcastic yet subtle tone, “But Priscilla they’re for your salvation!” my other coworker then broke out into laughter and...
Hiatus
So I’ve been so into Sandman: The Kindly Ones, that I really didn’t have time for updating my tumblr. But I am back and coming with the full force of a category 5 hurricane!