January 2011
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“You know what children do with Barbie dolls - it’s a bit scary, actually.”
– Cate Blanchett (via brouillon)
relogging this because it’s C. Blanchett and because my gf told me her Barbie play time involved some dino/Barbe bestiality!!! XD
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A Warning...
“Niggas don’t fuck with a nigga like me, because a Nigga like me DON’T fuck around!”
-Big Boi
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"The Shed" →
Amazing!
“In lieu of a slate roof, there is one made of zinc, a material that reflects the color of the sky in all its “four seasons in one day” variations”
“um good morning sir, I was calling in regards to Dominga.. I mean, I’m...”
– Customer that called a fellow co-worker.
My very first ps3 controller broke on me yesterday :( the controls are all messed up, it’s more then likely a problem with the L3 analog stick! Looks like Vikki and I won’t be able to beat LBP2 together before this weekend!
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100 dumbest criminals of all time →
This right here is a MUST read!
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Pretty Good Stuff: Dead Space 2 Advertising →
mattymech:
As smart and genius as this advertisement idea is to get kids to buy it, I can’t stand the commercials at all for Dead Space 2 showing the moms look at game footage disgusted and complaining. IGN.com’s site is tiled with disgusted faces of moms and old ladies.
This game series has a great…
I agree with this guy! The Dead Space ads are stupid as hell! Parents groups are...
I'm finally getting this record I ordered for my...
What was supposed to be a Christmas gift turned into a failed New Years gift to a super Late four month Anniversary gift… Thanks alot amazon for taking your sweet ass time getting this gift over to me! The order was placed Dec 15th! I did email them to complain and I got my shipping speed pushed up to next day at no extra cost BUT I’m still a little let down that amazon failed me!...
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I overheard the office’s Jehovah’s Witness apologizing to my boss because she had unintentionally grabbed her attention while talking out loud to herself. I then immediately thought, “oh she must be getting in some Jesus time early today!”
Yeah I’m a fucker and I’m most definitely going to Jehovah hell for that one!
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The Worst Starbucks Beverage Yet!!! →
America one of the only countries in the world in which it’s citizens die of food related illness, unlike the rest of the world which dies because of starvation related ones.
This new starbucks’ size will only help in our efforts to reach that magical land of over consumption! hmmhmm oh Jesus I hope you’ll be up there waiting for us with a treadmill!
“On a scale of 1 to...
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Craiglist serial killer? →
Anyone else think this would make a great movie?
“Cops ID 3 more missing prostitutes found dumped along Long Island beach”
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Taco Bell is using false advertising! →
Wow this is horrible! I always knew something was funky with that beef! I’m probably never eating anything with ground beef from there ever again!
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I've been in an outkast mood for a couple of days...
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I think Andre 3000 needs to stop making movies and get his black ass back in the studio! Big Boi be making some mad stacks with his last solo album while Andre is sitting on this hands! Who’s with me?!
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murmure:
Big Boi - Shine Blockas (feat. Gucci...
My copy of Dead Space 2 ships tomorrow!
My gf and I are only 2 worlds in Little Big Planet 2 though! oh well if anything I’ll hold off playing this game till the weekend when I can stay up all night and play it ;) In other related news it seems as if my Werner Herzog collection arrives today, hell yah!