Woman Travels 200+ Miles to Kill Internet... →
mercurypdx: “It’s not clear just what Jamison said to provoke Greathouse to look up his address, arm herself, get in a car, and drive five hours to kill him, but it must have been pretty bad.” Sometimes, crazy doesn’t need a reason. still want to see a movie made about this person!
Reblog if you're from the valley.
howlingfish: I want to follow you bitches.
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
fuckingdone: crimsun: Read More I pronounce words like a boss. egh
I love it when my pug sniffs the bottom of my jeans for like a minute and a half then looks up at me with a chubby pug face that says,”I know where you have been!”
just got home from work to realize...
…that my neighborhood has been swamped by hoodlums/rats and their some what more respectable offspring. ughh ain’t got nothing better to do then to lay in bed.
Another in depth look into my humor...
me(while emailing a hangman game with a cute coworker): YOU WIN! "L A G O O N. C R E A T U R E" :SENDS PHOTO OF THE ORIGINAL MONSTER: lol the most under rated Hollywood monster, sure did make for a good hangman riddle!
cute coworker: EWWWW THAT IS NASTY! Haha but it sure did!
me: hahaha booo I was hoping you'd find that guy handsome, since I was also born with webbed hands and feet. XD
cute coworker: hahahaha sure... okay my turn!
me: yeah girls only care about werewolfs and vampires now a days... fish people like me still get jack shit! BAHAHA! that's the spirit! umm lets see, "S"
i then hear my cute coworker break out in laughter from my cube.. mission accomplished. : -)
Friend Chat (continued)
me: yeah i thought so. :'( sigh.
friend: Are you going to occupy mcallen?
me: wasn't planning to.. when is it?! maybe i'll find a clean down ass bitch.
friend: Hahahah I was going to joke around and say that but you beat me to it. And idk I saw on your tumblr so I assumed there was going to be another.
me: hahaha no in just posted that info graph because it had good info.. everyone should know how to prevent/fight tear gas effects. But I need to find out when the "occupy a clean down ass pussy" event starts!
friend: This Saturday
friend: Yes. It's not just called funfunfunpussyfest for nothing. Hellloooo
me: hahaha i did read Austin is the top sex craved city... i like to think they made that stat because they knew i was going to be vacationing there! ;-)
friend: Is it really? Ew I guess cause all of the white trash h03z
I just love my friends' brutal honesty!
me: what's your tweet in reference to?!
friend: Kim kardashian lol
me: :vomits: lol i thought so! woo she's single now.. you think she's the clean down ass bitch that's for me?!
friend: Not a chance.
There are a couple of people on Tumblr that i'd...
summerbrown: why is there so much lust in my blood right now?